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Fixer of things. Maker of stuff. Photo/graphic whizz. Mac admin. Employed but employable.

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Generally, to see if it's cheaper on amazon. https://t.co/16aGvZ5FMdWhy, in 2015, do we still have vending machines that don't vend, just leave your choice hanging in the void.
6/29
2015
It's not as fast as Clear, but @todoist is so much more powerful, and it actually syncs across devices, because it doesn't use iCloud. WIN!http://t.co/CHzFPtkoNL why? Because why not.
6/28
2015
Oh be quiet Kayne.... I'm waiting for Ben Howard at 11.I have reached a zen where all the apps in my dock are not made by apple. Chrome, @todoist, @SlackHQ, @OvercastFM, @FlipboardBuying this product will not make you a better designer. #skills_not_products. http://t.co/46urgUboP5
6/27
2015
Plus I'm really hungry.Event started 5 mins ago. "Celebrity" hasn't arrived yet.Last event of the year. An end of crap food, zlist c'lebs, stress and corporate tax write-off entertainment.
6/26
2015
It's easy. It's flexible. It's repetitive. It's boring. It's creatively dead. Poorly paid. Regressive management. Is time to go.
6/23
2015
If I hear my manager say "savage" or "annihilate" one more time... I swear, I'll probably just seethe quietly some more.
6/22
2015
Apple watch. Apple music. No, not interested in any of it... Apple finally lost me.Peanut butter cornetto? Where do I get one?
6/18
2015
Now Sourceforge is closing down, where will I get all my infected, ad & malware riddled drivers from?Oh really? Care to back that up with science? https://t.co/ACyIeeA3X7Sweet! New @romanmars 99pi episode to play while I do the dishes when I get home.Has anyone ever made airdrop between a iDevice and OSX work, ever? I'd love to know your secret.
6/17
2015
I watched the last series of #TopGear out of loyalty only. The format was stale. Perhaps Chris Evans will revitalize it? #onlyatvshow@Gordon_Keenan threw an error, but continued to work for 18 months, little red light blinking.@Gordon_Keenan we had a switch in the office because there's never enough Ethernet ports. I opened the case and disconnected the fan.@Gordon_Keenan we recently replaced all the switches in one our switch rooms. The nice had gone from deafening to extremely annoying.@CaseyNeistat You're always busy doing something. How do you plan your day? Paper or software or is it just a internal clock?
6/16
2015
Just went through the 10 items or less lane with 14 items. Don't even care. #thuglife
6/14
2015
Sweet. Found a nice Pentel 120 .9mm. It's mine now bitches. Finders keepers, loosers weepers, etc.Yeah, it's not really a treehouse though, is it? Hoxton wankers... never seen a real treehouse. http://t.co/wYy7IPiBfN
6/12
2015
I think @typewolf is right, Infini is clearly the best font of this year, paid or not. Beautiful & useful. Here: http://t.co/0LnXTaag5J
6/11
2015
I bet it smells good, but how stained will all that untreated wood be in 6 months? https://t.co/DXlgz6fbm7"It's company policy not to issue refunds, sorry about that". I beg your fucking pardon @SportsDirectUK
6/9
2015
@Rovio and still crashes on launch. All updated on iPadAir (1) and ios 8.3 doesn't allow file access to backup and reinstall. Fixes?
6/7
2015
If you start playing Stairway, you play all of Stairway. To cut it off is against all music law, bitches #bbc6music
6/1
2015
“@grahamgilbert: Going to bed at 9:45 on a Friday night. Because I'm hardcore like that.” Crazy bastard.
5/29
2015
You'd think with all the news he's getting, people would think that Johnny Ive is the only designer that ever got a new job.
5/27
2015
Dicks who don't look have a habit of walking backwards into parked cars. My car, while I was sat in it. Oh how I laughed.Didn't Asus do this years ago? Proof that there is no new ideas, just Samsung rehashing other people's work. https://t.co/w6I39DfTI4So true. http://t.co/16uO7Uujqc
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5/26
2015
Love this refreshing rebrand for @PGtips by @jkrGlobal http://t.co/FuVEG0VAd7 http://t.co/YqXt8FnCLQ
Retweeted by Grumpy TechnicianStart the printers! Let the madness begin!
5/22
2015
Try saying that to someone who has rent and bills, stuck in a job they hate but cannot afford to leave. Ahem.'Money shouldn't stand between you and creativity', easy to say if you're 20, living at home and have no responsiblities.
5/19
2015
The new ANPR parking arrangements at @NorthBristolNHS is an utter joke. How is queuing out the door for 10 mins better than buying a ticket?
5/18
2015
They're taking the joy out of my day.All email is now being monitored by HR for 'inappropriate content', which means I can't email people and kick off with "Morning shithead"."Where 'good-enough' is good-enough" New corporate slogan.
5/15
2015
i5 quad core. 12GB RAM. InDesign still takes over a minuet to launch.But in other news, I'm going to try out my sweet DIY iPad dash mount to make time lap films of the horrendous traffic.Too many things to do today. Whatever happened to Do One Thing Well? In this place you have to do everything, or nothing gets done.Good lad. “@wilw: Introduced my son, Nolan, to Knight Rider tonight. He was skeptical, but because he was raised right, he loved it.”
5/13
2015
Take your minge and move! #GoggleboxFriday exasperation. I have no words. I need a holiday.Greens polled 1.1 million votes & gained 1 seat. SNP polled 1.45 million & gained 56 seats. Isn't our electoral system wonderful? #GE2015
Retweeted by Grumpy TechnicianYou have a big complex print job, and you bring it to me at 4.15 on a Friday. Are you tired of living or something?Being bored is just your unwillingness to get off your arse and do something.
5/8
2015
Read: "work for peanuts, we'll steal your ideas, then let you go"."Six month trial, then we'll decide if you've got a job" in essence is what I'm seeing a lot of in the jobs pages.Those eBay sellers that list themselves as in the UK, then you find your thing is coming from Hong Kong, with a much longer lead time. Great
5/7
2015
GRIM FANDANGO PORTED TO IOS! My iOS device is not supported. fuckit.
5/6
2015
And another revolutionary idea. If you have someone on customer service, make sure they speak English, please? #big_ideasA note for Rosie at Bristol Morrisons: shit or get off the pot. #customerservice
5/4
2015
I've had three near accidents today. The common theme between them all? BMW drivers. They're all cocks. #bmw #cocksUltron Update: Meh. It was OK. Not as good as the first. Felt rushed for a 2h20 film. Frankly bored of the MCU. And Ant-man looks just awfulDispatched from the UK, apparently. Maybe the person writing the description was using englash as only a rough guide. http://t.co/cT8J6Peu4Z
5/2
2015
Wanted: piece of shit old mountain bike to ride to work. Will probably get stolen. 23" frame needed, because tall. MAX SPEND: £30
5/1
2015
@virginmedia Where can I forward spam asking for large amounts of cash to you for you to investigate? http://t.co/1RNFLsoPizI want a free 27 inch #Apple monitor. Do you? https://t.co/M6UPQvdC8a via @cultofmac
4/30
2015
Hey, Compact Flash guy. Pins bend and snap off and render an otherwise perfect camera useless. Brilliant choice, pins.
4/28
2015
Required funds are greater than available funds. Please work harder to ensure product procurement.
4/26
2015
@CaseyNeistat Agreed. Better camera, and there will be hate.
4/24
2015
It was sunny, so they couldn't see the lines, right? Or they're a c*nt. Either or. http://t.co/Bk7OXP1UZj
4/22
2015
Read most of the big reviews now. It's very clever, but I am still amiss as to what the Apple Watch is actually for?I didn't even pick up a pencil for the whole weekend. Now I must return to the bread & butter creatively malnourished. Maybe next week eh?Ever have one of those weekends where you feel you could have achieved more with 48hrs out of the office?Chemicals harmful to health if you inhale them shocker. Who knew? https://t.co/7ygrJrMRG1Applying the ethics of @CaseyNeistat I feel it is no ones bike. Chain off, flats, unmoved for weeks. That 10 speed is mine on Monday.
4/19
2015
@grahamgilbert I ususally find it best to leave psychicmode on permanatly. Used more energy though.Shitty death. Thanks @edfenergy http://t.co/DRLudaTb8d
4/16
2015
There's a poster with 'I'm a great team player, providing I don't have to work with stupid people' out there in internet land. I agree.Hell No, Helvetica: The Yosemite Backlash http://t.co/p0wpLKI4rs http://t.co/T2lg36BGc1
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4/15
2015
Sorry @elementary I'm going to stop seeding, got to try out Freya.What Linux lacks is viable open source video editing. Once there's a premier pro or fcpx alternative, I am going totally Linux.I am actually putting off going to the toilet for this.USB formatted. Terminal open. dd ready. 12 mins to go. @elementary@goddardlewis @elementary I was about to say, I wish there was a torrent, and the universe has provided one. Thanks Lewis.You better wait though. Looks like SourceForge is taking a pounding. Download has gone from 14m to over 3hrs for @elementary Freya. Sadface.Ddownloading the latest and greatest @elementary version, Freya, now. Nice new site too: http://t.co/ke7PPklw5k go see. Spend some money tooApparently there was some equine sports earlier that we're all supposed to be exited about. Sorry, I missed it.
4/11
2015
Found my fan mail hidden in the darkroom. http://t.co/h205hIOTE6What would Captain Picard do? Get someone else to do it, he's the captain after all. #shonkworkAh. Targeted advertising... mention spreadsheets, get a slew of people offering to help with spreadsheets for money.I'm trying hard to get interested in another day of spreadsheets. It's not working.
4/8
2015
.@WHSmith have moved everything again. Can I find Computer Arts print special anywhere? Can I hell.Apple Store putting up signs with watches on. Still don't get it. Maybe I'm too old, and remember a time before they sold lifestyle productsI've just spent 6 hours entering asset details into a spreadsheet. Oh the joys!
4/7
2015
Seriously? A £9 book with a second hand value of what? http://t.co/O2k2d7xnc7Great, my amazon order which was 'In stock' when I ordered it has now gone to '2-3' weeks. Don't sell something you don't have guys. Thanks.Finally, a sunny day. Mamiya 645 & meter are ready to go. Porta 400 loaded. Lets go!
4/6
2015
"We will be slowly rolling out Google Apps, replacing the Lotus Suite" Yeah. Lotus. Remember that? Some big companies are still using it.
4/5
2015
Drunk too much coffee again. Legs feel like they could run a mile. Head feels like a power nap. No choice. Nap wins.Brilliant. http://t.co/nYq56L00yvWent to the tip. That was fun. Next. Supermarket.
4/4
2015
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