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#MetBall with bonfirebeachkids tonight. #BowTies #FlipFlopsAndSocks? @ #EmpireState https://t.co/tThEZJRwaV@scotthardingUH of course he did. Love & respect a good counter puncher but I like to see some offense. You win games only playing d?
5/4
2015
@GHerrera_82 yes, the selfie was delusional AND funny you gotta admit. Haha.@GHerrera_82 you said 'scraping' then told me to smarten up? Scrapping, my man.@jonastheprince we all know who won the fight and landed more punches. Tactical supremacy no doubt. But it's a fight. Let's go. We pay.@HarveyMathhew I see the skill he ran the fight. But he made $150M...let's scrap, dude.There's no debating whether Mayweather is a magician. But he should also take up marathons.This just confirms why I don't watch boxing. And that #MaxKellerman dude should lose his job for that horribly opinionated interview.
5/2
2015
Designing some new stuff for @mikohswimwear but @kalanimiller and @oleemamiller weren't sold. What do… https://t.co/PRRHcc8r2O
4/29
2015
#FrenchFries sending me signs at dinner the other night? https://t.co/wqYuX4w7So
4/26
2015
#AfternoonDelight in #WestOZ a few years back with @timmyreyes at a sharky little secret slab that's… https://t.co/mPs8DykfT1
4/19
2015
You tuning in? #MargaretRiverPro is on with some pretty amazing conditions right now. We'll surf thru… https://t.co/btDlXC7W8l
4/17
2015
Oh...#GoodMorning, #BurleighHeads from a couple of years ago. Lost my camera this session. I still… https://t.co/WLg2DVeEFV
4/10
2015
#WeAreMaunaKea There's a battle going on between the will of the people and power of money and… https://t.co/3LtYpAMfGh
4/9
2015
Always more people than I can remember to thank for making our trips around this globe feel like… https://t.co/2aWTxrv7sJ
4/7
2015
For anyone who didn't get the joke or look at a clock (in America) the other day, I'm not retiring… https://t.co/Vm274DhH2m
4/5
2015
Excited to announce that my collection with pbteen launched. Please head to their website, Instagram… https://t.co/v1O6f56rLU
4/2
2015
Big decisions in life don't come easy and it's taken a lot of quiet time and personal introspection… https://t.co/EazfmL7YOX
4/1
2015
They say you've #GottaWinItToRingIt but the bell at Greeny's house gets rung for dinner every night… https://t.co/P9jjTXp5wR
3/31
2015
Ran into these guys at the #QuikPro. Felt as if we were missing simonanderson1 to really nail all fin… https://t.co/Ea7WoNjjby
3/28
2015
So...I recently optioned my old friend #PeterMaguire’s book, 'Thai Stick' for film and tv rights. We… https://t.co/zJleLSRTpa
3/25
2015
It will never not be strange to see my mug on the side of a car but if it plants a (chia) seed in a… https://t.co/B69ENWOLXU
3/22
2015
Did you know...yesterday, March 20th, 2015, was the #Equinox, a #NewMoon, and a total #SolarEclipsehttps://t.co/QEs3UwLgN0
3/21
2015
Thanks to darrenaustralia for the wall hanger of my friend, Russell, and I at #SnapperRocks. Russ has… https://t.co/7op5MhdmsMA couple years ago in an #AfternoonDelight at a somehow uncrowded Kirra. Aaaaahhh...#TheGoodOldDays.… https://t.co/287m0v5lJj
3/20
2015
Been a while. https://t.co/e5kbSQdbNF
3/14
2015
Congratulations to @makuarothman for winning the inaugural #BWWT and becoming our first big wave… https://t.co/2rgXzDKtm2
3/3
2015
#OwYaGoinChina?! Got any good or obscure #AussieSlang for me this morning? https://t.co/C7jGSSJfZR
3/1
2015
Getting a little #WarmUp in for the #QuikPro on the Gold Coast this week. Is it weird to hashtag… https://t.co/vrczmGwdGw
2/23
2015
@dumbthchronicle should I have tried Malaysian? 😳14 hours on qantas to make food choices, watch movies and think about all the waves I've missed on the… http://t.co/JPSkQBnhlw
2/22
2015
#CrowdSelfie on the 18th hole of the #PebbleBeachProAm today. Thanks to the tournament for having me… http://t.co/POZbWIqLfg
2/15
2015
Thanks to all my family and friends around this planet for the Birthday wishes. I had a wonderful day.… http://t.co/RPkayHvLuY
2/12
2015
Aluminum processing project for @narbouille and a board from #ThePod. http://t.co/1j3JTW0cSO
2/10
2015
Painting by Eddie Vedder for my birthday or Christmas a few years ago...his version of an… http://t.co/fDundNBuBT
2/9
2015
@Gerry_Rocks seriously. Bunch of a-holes. Poor form, @couriermail. Really lame..@potterybarnteen is launching a sustainably-produced furnishings line with @kellyslater: http://t.co/JmvoHoB1Xu http://t.co/Bws5KuNVWs
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2/4
2015
Fun few days at Pipe with only a couple friends in the lineup (during heats, that is). Congrats to… http://t.co/rcalZlKHH6
2/3
2015
#Superbowl commercial vibe and #RallyCry. Thank you lazyeyephone, malloybrothers, cravegreens and… http://t.co/zKN3mp4jkJ#SuperBowl commercial vibes. Thanks lazyeyephone, malloybrothers, cravegreens, and gopro.… http://t.co/dKvSTyY84m
2/1
2015
For the past year, I've been working with pbteen on a line of eco-friendly furniture and bedroom… http://t.co/StJz5ufCW9
1/29
2015
Mornings at my house. #WildPinePollen #ElkAntlerExtract #Florida #SriChimnoy #Aloha http://t.co/EsNag4HTsL
1/28
2015
If you're gonna be posting #Selfies/ At least be makin' it healthy/ Like trying to get cracks at… http://t.co/PF7FY9T6c7
1/27
2015
When you're a kid they tell you to #UseYourHead. @sunny_garcia taking that advice a little too… http://t.co/MyuBtDwClh
1/23
2015
Beautiful morning but I was horrified to realize everyone was paddling out to Pipe to form a circle in… http://t.co/ctxK7U2mYR
1/20
2015
Just ran into our @zach_neminsky truck in Haleiwa for a few coldies. I helped formulate and launch… http://t.co/Q8eXjeymez@dusty_payne just posted his angle of this photo so here's mine. This guy put on the… http://t.co/Z8pPE5yfil
1/16
2015
Great to run into, surf, and talk board design with #KeoniDowning yesterday. Most people think of him… http://t.co/K9Yv7LePvR
1/14
2015
Quick photo edit. Sometimes you just gotta start #ThrowingShakas from the channel. http://t.co/UoCQid3PTtSometimes you gotta just start #ThrowingShakas from the channel. http://t.co/n2ux4srosx
1/12
2015
Visited #GQ offices in the new WTC Tower yesterday. Amazing to marvel at this $3.9B architectural… http://t.co/nfzvcllNUS
1/9
2015
Didn't quite score the surf we were looking for but did get a nice wave or two the last day to finish… http://t.co/SyJ1VaaDCN
1/8
2015
Let me try that again. I think this one is better. Happy Birthday to my brother, @sslaterboards and… http://t.co/0LY3U54OvHWait 'til you see what we got today. Oh, and #HappyNewYear! #LieUpShots toddglaser… http://t.co/ZlPviaRBaK
1/4
2014
An oldie but a goodie...with #SteveIrwin's #Tortoise, Harriet, a few months before she, and then… http://t.co/AfsWFK722j
12/28
2014
HappyHolidays from me and this guy. #LateNightBurgers cause #TheSurfsFlat. @ MRK http://t.co/j9RS3kbYFO
12/27
2014
With Alfred #RabbitKekai yesterday at Leahi Hospital near Diamond Head. He's been the #BeachMarshallhttp://t.co/OcUSNjYVdK
12/24
2014
#GoldenHour at #TheBanzai. @ Da Pipalini http://t.co/iT4dAL1rE5kevinancell tagged my door. http://t.co/faKOPLRqo3
12/21
2014
Please spread the word and pass on any info you may have about #KelaniJadeEale. I don't know this… http://t.co/oKiyrnhBqE
12/20
2014
There's no denying it...this guy lit it up all year. A very deserving #WorldChampion in… http://t.co/JpLLSOmIy4
12/19
2014
Thanks #CarveMagazine for the cover and gotfilm for making the swim out to #Cave that day. As long as… http://t.co/rUxkmLbA88
12/17
2014
One of my #BestMemories, celebrating winning the 2012 #VolcomProFiji with @kalanimiller and my… http://t.co/36WRqvYlAy
12/16
2014
@themichellewie dropped by yesterday to chip a few balls at the fake chicken in my yard, steal a few… http://t.co/6yBh0FmIma
12/14
2014
@travislogie is surfing in the last event and potentially the last heat of his pro surfing career… http://t.co/MVoMY68t1C
12/13
2014
Throwing you a #GnarlyShaka from the desk at the #PipeMasters with @mick_fanning and @gabriel1medina.… http://t.co/Xwc3gGsv27I took a chopper ride yesterday for a gopro break breakdown of the wave and reef at #Pipeline with… http://t.co/c6NPKFwG06
12/9
2014
Oh...hello again, #LandOfTheAloha. Good to be back. #Moonset on day one. #NorthShoreDiary http://t.co/Dk9bVoG5JZ
12/7
2014
My brother @sslaterboards with three SUPs he made as a present for @vitorbelfort and family prior to… http://t.co/Ey2B08TZda
12/5
2014
@TaitimusMaximus 'I'll be back!' (Arnold voice) @DEUCE_Gym @joerogan @EllisMate @MarinaShafir @MileyCyrus@dumbthchronicle #MakeItStop!@dumbthchronicle I actually get notifications only from people I follow that mention me. I occasionally see em. How do I turn that off?!@dumbthchronicle actually it was said about @rosswilliamshi in the movie sick joy or sons of fun. But definitely about Ross.Months ago I posted about the rampant ivory poaching in Africa that mrpottz, jordysmith88 and I… http://t.co/vNJaQU27bX
12/3
2014
Issue XII #FlowMagazine 2003. #AI and myself in a 007 themed #BattleRoyale going into Pipe. Andy made… http://t.co/0DEMEAMcMr
12/2
2014
@Grom_Princess well thank you for defending my honor. Did you hurt em? 😬👊If I were some sort of effeminate mannequin...someone sent me this. I am getting into fashion, ya know. http://t.co/6s8ioKA9cl
12/1
2014
Starting shortly...I know the #NorthShore is raining so girls like to shop. Details… http://t.co/ElVR9Bs6l2Here's one for the ladies...this little #MunchkinButt. I love this child. My nephew, #VanSlater http://t.co/oQns0sqYay
11/29
2014
#FamilyPortrait from #OlanMills. I'm guessing this is about 84-85. Me, @sslaterboards and… http://t.co/VO05sfCvGP
11/28
2014
Let me try this again. Huge congratulations to @steph_gilmore for winning her 6th #WorldTitle and also… http://t.co/5qLNqK2ZvkYou watching the girls #TargetMauiPro live? In my bio. Final almost over. I'm late to the game. Who… http://t.co/WnTSVGlwwz#HappyThanksgiving everyone. Another perfect, Florida day and sunset. #Flat and perfect day for… http://t.co/g0Sj11DgdW
11/27
2014
#Home http://t.co/YoI5Xx44Ac
11/26
2014
Today is the #IDEVAW. Like @kellyslater, show your support and share the brooch http://t.co/cIOHVjHOa0 #WR4W http://t.co/xt2cjiYzjZ
Retweeted by Kelly Slater@EpicTVSurf really? I may not agree but mentioning calling nat'l guard is racist? And my gf has called me an animal. Racist? @Robstercraw
11/25
2014
#MyHappyPlace http://t.co/5p8edhjqO2
11/24
2014
Time to get tuned up. http://t.co/e8EmdbSn75
11/23
2014
#MorningSelection at my house. @thechiacompany, #Shilajit, #Kelp, #Ginseng, #Ashwaganda and the rest.… http://t.co/HcPQloKFwv
11/22
2014
#NameThesePeople. Good luck. http://t.co/JD6EDJUjLa
11/21
2014
Have you seen the film #Blackfish yet? I assumed a lot about #Orcas' intelligence but had no real… http://t.co/59Lkly0fd7
11/16
2014
I've had lots of questions in recent months about sponsorships, who's supporting me, that sort of… http://t.co/yruFpkDFP6Checking in with Dr. Warren Kramer today. The good news... I'm gonna live. Bad news... A couple more… http://t.co/Yu80np4IkE
11/15
2014
Repost from joeljitsu. Amazing what people will pull when they have a little authority and a bad… http://t.co/KvoE4XC3Fd
11/11
2014
Blessings to you, Dorian #DocPaskowitz. You've been a beacon of truth, light, knowledge, and… http://t.co/JoapghFxqo
11/10
2014
How's this one that kaeodechape narrowly missed the other day just after I got hurt and had to watch?!… http://t.co/h7swtmWBSQ
11/6
2014
#FootPrognosis...I broke my second and third toes and also sprained three or four toes on left foot… http://t.co/IkvIzj8s03Some love for our fellow Surfing Chefs. Show some support for @SURFAID! http://t.co/0dDBaJE1I0 http://t.co/IlIYeOGukI
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11/4
2014
#AI and I in France a few years back. We had our first ever real back and forth battle in a quarter… http://t.co/azXbHoipNf
11/2
2014
Dreaming of that session again from last week toddglaser, gotfilm, @aritzaranburu, and seabassz. It's… http://t.co/MRrsJcHdHo
10/27
2014
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