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Seattle. Princeton seminary grad 2008, straight ally of the gays, former Christian minister, now agnostic maybe? Proud uncle.

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@titan2k15 what's your denomination?@titan2k15 I can get behind that. As a Christian minister I would have married them in my church, and some churches can choose not to@Tmoney68 @Reverend_Scott stole that from family guy tho @SethMacFarlane@titan2k15 no it's obviously beyond my limited capabilities. Explain to me how your recently created monogamous Herero marriage is natural.@titan2k15 you know marriage was a polygamous contract in the bible between father and a buyer. YOU changed the definition of marriage.If you support the #March4Marriage I feel really sad that you think God wants you to oppose other people and keep them from being happy.@katembryan Jesus supports the gays, why don't you?bruce jenner would be more of a hero if he told his daughters to stop being vapid pieces of shit
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinBruce Jenner saved some lives last night.
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@david8hughes @ThirtySecFights I mean they could all die and that'd be alright
So far i like bruce jenner more than all of the kardashians combined.
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinMathew Sweet: let's make a sugar substitute Rob Lowe: what'll we call it? [at the same time] EQUAL! RL: cuz we're equals right? MS: yes Rob
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@JessaMcIntyre the rood, the rood, the rood is on fire!@talktoskirt seriously how is this shit appropriate? That's really creepy@sapphireguy15 lol
@G_Scruggs @Mariners me me me!!!@michelematuro boys tooThis #InsideAmy sketch about aging out of Hollywood is perfect: http://t.co/GzzZj80xzw http://t.co/HxR9PLhNsD
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@Softykjr @ROOTSPORTS_NW what's going on in that bullpen? Are they just screwing around every day?? Jesus@youuaregorgeous i love this track[a spider watching soccer when someone kicks a ball into the net] hell yeah, now eat it
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@Jabookie75 ah I missed the article...thanksWhat's your favourite movie about a dozen monkeys?
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinWhat the hell happened to $APPY today? Did it shit the bed or what?14 of the 15 hottest yrs on record all occurred in this century. On this #EarthDay, and every day, let’s remember that #ClimateChangeIsReal.
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinLooking for smoking hot girls w/ fantastic bodies WHO CAN DRIVE A JET SKI OR HAVE BEEN A PASSENGER ON ONE. MUST be comfortable JET SKIING!!!
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The ride up the new World Trade Center looks like an Assassin's Creed loading screen http://t.co/9Z5yqIrKbR http://t.co/DdsrKRbEmu
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@talktoskirt go on@SportsRadioKJR @Seahawks @12s actually I really like the schedule. Obviously the first half is the tough part..@matt_levine: Guy Trading at Home With a Spreadsheet Caused the Flash Crash. http://t.co/WwsuAKM9mK
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@brgulker in looking forward to reading it
@BIrvin_WVU11 @bcondotta lolHe thinks his pussy doesn't stink (Find a reason to say this)
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@TheMikeSalk he doesn't use pinch hitters well, leaves pitchers in game or pulls them at wrong time, he believes in crap like "protection"@SheffStation gotcha thanks@SheffStation any thoughts on long term value for $APPY? I got burned and am now a bag holder but don't really want to sell.@DamienFahey same. Why the fuck use Instagram when you have twitter?@given2tweet give them Martin's info@good Caravaggio! She's decapitating some dude!Somebody told me that I'm funny "but not Big Bang Theory funny" and I think that might be the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinDisaster looms, yet the lords and ladies are too busy plotting to act. Heard it before? http://t.co/RWKI3ApHiZ http://t.co/qzTyNJr2ds
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@GRBJR9 I wish...HEY NOW@SteveSandmeyer he's really cruzing. (Sorry)@JelenaAleksov1 😤😣MAKE THIS GO VIRAL https://t.co/UFtFBVFYyf
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@JoeVeyera I've gone two hours early and missed out. I've never gotten a bobble.@FascinatingVids his face...@peteholmes love the podcast Pete! One piece of advice (unsolicited I know), stop filling dead space with forced laughter. It sounds dull#FTP The Guy Who Filmed Eric Garner's Death Is Still Fighting To Get Out of Jail http://t.co/LCBkSVhMdT
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinYou guys I think I just saw Banksy http://t.co/k165q11QsA
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@BBTN @Buster_ESPN I bet the @Mariners would trade them Fernando Rodney for a good peiceThe American Tea Party https://t.co/5Y6YHAhExx@sturdyAlex did you know that climate change is a hoax? My uncle told me. To hell with your data.@NotoriousMbu @JaredStanger lol bravoJust heard a woman scream at her dog, "Nicolletta, make better decisions!"
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@TheMikeSalk paguero upDjimon Honsou would be a way cooler James Bond than Idris ElbaIdris Elba looks like a black colonel sanders...I don't get how he would be James Bond.@JonHeymanCBS he'll get his payback. That's the best part of baseball. You act like a lil bitch and it'll cost ya@MarinerFanatic yeah it's really struggled[dumps gatorade on coach after losing the big game] we know how much you hate gatorade you piece of shit
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@tsrandall @DavisHsuSeattle @NOAA but chevron promised me this is normal and not to worry.
@given2tweet either Luke is getting old, or E needs a haircut maybe@sharon_epperson @CNBC early retirement sounds horrifying...and it often leads to an early deathA male president? What if he gets a BONER and it presses the button to launch all the nukes
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Any American alive in 1991 should hang their heads in shame for condoning this (*especially* the scene at 2:16). http://t.co/vRdWpd2qXZ
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@Softykjr yep. Also, fans getting mad at other fans' reactions or responses. Let people feel how they need to feel, ya know??Perfect, now Biggie Smalls' wife is singing the 7th inning stretch. We just can't catch a break.¯\_(ツ)_/¯ -MarinersTOOTBLAN is my new favorite baseball thing. Cano just epitomized it.@taterpie @keithlaw @sofiegarrett Robbie Cano@LookoutLanding http://t.co/rnTa5C1zfA@aaronmgoldsmith wow you sound really sick tonight. Way to power through though!Wow Taijuan Walker was really bad; he was also really unlucky. It can be both@RussTop3Ever @ProspectInsider um BABIP is a saber metric stat that analyzes this, so yes.Remember all the Mariners fans that wanted more "Pop" I'm the lineup? There you go. Pop doesn't equal wins.@the_corner2 and then he gives up seeing eye base hits, very unlucky, BABIP is not the friend of the Mariners this year@the_corner2 brutal@ProspectInsider it's unreal. He's bad right now, but he's also really unlucky.Well at least Taijuan Walker has the right name@themotleyfool any advise on best retirement plans?@nealstephenson are they out? I want to get one!@TDUByourBUD your day is made https://t.co/a3BjGdMADF@tlrd so cool![guy wearing a ski mask holds a gun to my head] "please go skiing with me I am so alone"
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@jennmcnary good for him! At first I thought you were talking about the stock price 😜
@LookoutLanding what a fucking clown@OlRengy get your head in the game buddy@DougBaldwinJr Jimmy Graham looking like he doesn't feel as part of the group yetThere's no water. http://t.co/nCNwFSBsXL
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@good gentrification@DamienFahey I'd take a nerd over giant asshole@Softykjr the pitching struggled and they still can't string hits together- it's all from the long ball@WomenOfHistory @RubyLuster shoot, don't even compare your chapter 20 to someone else's chapter 20.@Gdubya1 we did it!Saludamos este nuevo paso que acerca a los pueblos de EEUU y Cuba. Toda América Latina aguarda con gran expectativa este proceso.
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@Calvinn_Hobbes where can I see the rest of this strip?Somewhere Franklin Graham is pleasuring himself to a giant burlap sack of puppies being water boarded by Sean Hannity. #tcot@OreoSpeedwagon_ "punt to the junk" is a great band name
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