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Erin Markey @ErinMarkey New York, NY

::a rat a tat tat:: @oneninehundredcake on instagram

951 Following   2,368 Followers   7,070 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/9/09

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MAYDAY! Avant-Garde-Arama this Fri + Sat @AbronsArtsCtr! Niv Acosta on Fri. @ErinMarkey w/ Carmelita hosts! #OUTHERE https://t.co/Um0ayV3wkv
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4/27
2015
Shazam my plantars wart
4/26
2015
I think people like to just feel the word nepotism inside of their mouths. Prove that it makes you uncomfortable.
4/22
2015
On a scale of tribeca film festival open bar to michael cerveris as 'dad' in Fun Home, how is your day?
4/20
2015
me and @silasio followed up our Fun Home matinee with a times square starbucks toilet line gaybash. NOT TOO SHABBY.
4/18
2015
@TheMarthaMan desperately seeking graham crackerz on stage STATTrying to figure out how I can monetize my dog by changing nothing about either of our behaviors
4/16
2015
We'll be SWIMMING in Downtown darlings tmrw night for @biglar678's #LOOKBOOK benefit/auction! 930PM #fashion #frocks http://t.co/gWiZ8ZOFuu
Retweeted by Erin MarkeyIf you love meeting new people you'll love childbirth
4/14
2015
As a favor to my heritage can you please change the name of your boutique from Urban Cricket to TJ Maxx
4/13
2015
didn't occur to me that hillary was a lesbian til last night and goddamn her for playing american mind games with me@perfectlildani jesus christ.I think i've always been interested in the erotics of extreme cuteness http://t.co/qgkN1dnAit
4/12
2015
Wasting away again in pashminaville
4/9
2015
If you're serious about being tired of skinny jeans I need you to show meme and a tallboy eating my birchbox sample
4/8
2015
The Personal is Professional TO QUOTE A SPIRAL NOTEBOOK FULL OF PROPHECY@AnthonyBLSmith suddenly seymour@AnthonyBLSmith woah why is the Americans everybody's oxygen tank@AnthonyBLSmith I dare u to send the pic u saw so I can feel pretty on easter@AnthonyBLSmith WELL not my first time hearing that.If u arent the mayor of your church on 4 square you need to hit your knees stat
4/5
2015
@ColeEscola why dont you just DJ your spotify and be a party pooper
4/4
2015
Chill out U r always going to seem like a kid to somebody older than u until there is no one older than you. Then u are Queen Of The Kids.@captaindingbat @billycheer deed i did@captaindingbat @billycheer yipFor me astrophysics is about the UM astrophysics prof who hired me as a research assistant and paid me to step on groceries in high heels@billycheer from a Wayne Koestenbaum story i'm reading right now http://t.co/OlyTd1KQ8e
4/3
2015
@PS122 can u ask vallejo to reply to my email. Tell him my promo pic from 2007 is in a magazine..@TimeOutNewYork top ten downtown cabaret performers....or...well you take a look ;) http://t.co/fyxkJ9ERaN
Retweeted by Erin Markey"If you don't think money talks you need to buy an expensive hearing aid" -Susan B Anthony
4/2
2015
Who wants to kickstart my new ceramic angels series called They Wouldn't Buy My Clothes Because My License ExpiredA list of companies who I support by offering them a one way Peter Pan bus ride to hell -Buffalo ExchangeLast night I picked up 8,000 followers just by tweeting the word speculum
3/27
2015
@JonRua yea god@JonRua if u r in any way involved u r a dweeb. Guilty.@JonRua hopped up on twitter adrenaline like some kind of theater dweeb@FeldmanAdam so far it's just me and your stirrups but that sounds right cause i've spent a week on a dude ranch before@ErinMarkey can anybody make sure Michelle Obama knows this is on the tableJust a quick show of hands: If i curate a Speculum Comedy Night how many artists are interested in showing work@stellafolz the yellow wallpaper too@NOTCHRISTYLER do u know his number i'll txt him right nowHow fast could a song called Remember When I Made You Buy Me A Speculum move to the Billboard 40 cuz i'll only write it if i like my oddsWow if u cant even fav my speculum tweet how can I be assured that if you were my theoretical employer you would give me maternity leave@redrabbitnyc do it bunny@tperzyk @periscopeco even with me droid@tperzyk @periscopeco girl, what IS this shizI feel like valerie solonas shot me too but guess what i'm gonna praise her like I shoooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuld
3/26
2015
Single straight men know that the cheapest way to be an expert is in hot sauce connoisseurship
3/24
2015
well i guess my new life is watching kate bush intervews on youtube. gonna miss you guys. please sign my yearbook's crack.I can’t consciously remember being in the womb. when I try, I remember scenes from Look Who’s Talking starring John Travolta & Kirstie Alley
3/19
2015
We sure did puffy paint those sam n libbys' at the end of the driveway
3/16
2015
Just found out my journal considers me "the Michael Crawford of our time." Feeling validated.
3/13
2015
An Empire/House of Cards merger like Flintstones meet the Jetsons but Doug Stamper is still Phantom of the OperaReaching my step goal on my pedometer makes it easy to forget that house of cards murdered a sex worker to liberate a First Lady.@NOTCHRISTYLER derek??I think that makes Claire Underwood the Raoul.@NOTCHRISTYLER I think doug?or is Doug Stamper the new Keyser SozeIs Doug Stamper the Phantom of the Opera
3/12
2015
I was a peer mediator in high school so I feel like I got this.Just saw Slenderman in South Slope. Anyone have prison contact info for middle school girls who stabbed their friend trying to find him?
3/10
2015
@ErinMarkey happy international women's day, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlon a bolt bus using entirety of my data plan to stream phantom of the opera soundtrack. Enter at last master!
3/8
2015
They narrowed the hiring down based on how many times applicants abused the phrase *flavor profile*
3/7
2015
I heard there were two abortion rooms in that immersive theater experienceI'm snowing really hardI too am writing a shellfish allergy comedy
3/5
2015
"You are still a virgin until your dad puts it in you." -@bridgeteverett
3/2
2015
@ErinMarkey and that's why I still believe in youI know that u seriously used to be posh spicethe jesus i believe in judges you when you don't come to his shows. WWJD
3/1
2015
i think i'm scaring the people at this law firm doing impressions of people who spill food all over themselves while making struggle noisesPowersuit Baby 2016 http://t.co/EzLp7a8UkA via @thecutme challenge #thedress to ice bucket challengeif i had a tail fin i'd be slapping the floor nonstopSuch a beautiful feature on #trans elders by @thisisjorge on @ThisIsFusion http://t.co/dVdArKexkK http://t.co/nGizNoHG2o
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2/27
2015
Standing sad in clearance valentine aisle at CVS carrying 40 super tampons. slumped over stuffed frogs. Behind me its full price easter.Mature cheddaron F train this morn: crammed up against a guy reading a Hamilton review in the New Yorker with an accidental pube bookmark tween the pages
2/26
2015
i just drank an entire brown bottle's worth of Vitamin D drops. JK but i looked at one at Amazon and found out it's net worth
2/25
2015
cool thing abt #TheBachelor : it's a place 4 unapologotic exhibitionists 2 fully express themselves. It's big of Disney 2 embrace fetishwatching an actual television and observing that 100% of commercials aren't for GEICO. Should I buy tckts to Lion King? Not sure how 2 dealI guess I just liked the grammy controversies better@AndrewAndrew date night?@AndrewAndrew eating taco salad, thinking of you.the most powerful moment of the Oscars was the ITW witch clip. it spoke a little more sincerely 2 wage equality & I stand by that.I wish they would have let Ashley S host the oscarsTend to MY daughter pleaseJonathan Taylor Thomas Fan Club President Steps Down After 21-Year Term: http://t.co/IBFwovt26v http://t.co/LOolfVR5w0
Retweeted by Erin MarkeyI told you Peter Pan Live would win.Lady Gaga vs Julie Andrews #Oscars2015 #Oscars http://t.co/4fj2RWRqfG
Retweeted by Erin MarkeyDo u think they will makeout like madonna and britney
2/23
2015
@michaelcavadias http://t.co/AJGuXLe1vvI want anna kendricks to be my ASMR queenI voted for peter pan live in every category and now i'm worried i'm not gonna win :(@maxjenkinsyall also am I to believe that meryl is a legal sex in californiaWe need to be grateful for what meryl just didAre there LED lights in his nipplesAn old man helped me across the black ice last night.
2/22
2015
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