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Mostly nonsense, occasionally stamping out microbiological inumeracy, making food safer, and making podcasts.

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@Benjaminchapman I think I finally managed to explain to Dan which one is you and which one is me. https://t.co/1F71DhayI0Serious question: how do blind people pick up the poop from their seeing eye dogs?
6/2
2015
@LetendreDan @benjaminchapman so sorry.@danbenjamin @benjaminchapman @drdrang All three Drs. Two old, two in food safety and at least two have beards. Easily confused.@BenRiceM @imyke @_RelayFM ding!@hotdogsladies @imyke @_RelayFM me neither.@imyke @hotdogsladies @_RelayFM big week?@danbenjamin generally read/see, but otherwise everything I hear on 5by5.
6/1
2015
"Things you name, you own. Collected but unnamed stuff owns you. Perhaps" http://t.co/dTDvNls7xu@Thewildjuggler Where wld we be w/o him? Many thx & Happy B-day to Julius Petri! Plating anyone? #FoodMicro @Foodsafe @bugcounter @barfblog
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5/31
2015
Re: B2W 222: we should talk about differences & similarities between science and programming sometime, @danbenjamin https://t.co/aCEHlUsa2CMe: Have you heard about this scumbag republican? Wife: You are going to have to narrow it down.@siracusa @lonelysandwich I'm not familiar with his work.@atpfm @siracusa @film_girl Clever idea. Now I have an extra podcast to listen to!B2W 222: Full-Stack Obsessive. I love you so much right now @hotdogsladies cc: @benjaminchapman https://t.co/BCXdKJSNx9@viticci @hotdogsladies you forgot to add "beautiful".RotL156: https://t.co/QFFL1FHoYT Shouting about poop in restaurants? Might be a food microbiologist. We do that all the time. @RoderickOn
5/29
2015
@LetendreDan @benjaminchapman Even some big kids ;)@benjaminchapman @LetendreDan πŸ˜¨πŸ”œπŸ˜°πŸ”œπŸ˜±πŸ”œπŸ’₯πŸ’¨πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©@butt_things diarrhea?butt liquids
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Retweeted by Don Schaffner@GlennF @jsnell @robot_or_not until this is confirmed by @siracusa I don't believe you.@sanspoint @hotdogsladies @johnroderick Can't wait to listen. I also started young, and was playing catch-up for about the next 30 years.Just made a donation to Roderick for Seattle #supertrain https://t.co/cPjQI9CaUD@caseyliss @ismh @siracusa @imyke @jsnell follow down?
5/28
2015
@bugcounter πŸ”¬πŸŽ±πŸ’€
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@mbbatz Holy shit, someone needs to report these nut jobs to the FDA. http://t.co/pk4mluYnKW@mbbatz πŸ˜„πŸ‘πŸΌ@mbbatz well, as long as they are diluted as per homeopathic instructions, those pathogens are not actually present right?One of my favorite quotes of all time. "Simple, clear purpose and principles give rise to complex and intellig... http://t.co/NYiab0YMUX@mbbatz mire terrifying that their lack of support for mobile? http://t.co/TZm5QbyGioPrank the @IAFPFood Silent Auction by donating a vial or two of this homeopathic Food Poisoning Detox remedy http://t.co/7c3NKCuicu
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5/27
2015
Gibitaway gibitaway gibitawaynow gibitaway gibitaway gibitawaynow gibittaway gibittaway gibitawaynow SOOKBOOK DOOKADOOKA WICKA WOCKA NOWNOW!
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerErm. So. #HeyTDR https://t.co/gpkTj0mY9S http://t.co/Urg13VaEQ8@inthefade 😱
5/26
2015
@insane_irish @WeberGrills http://t.co/Yh3jJcBT60You can stop submitting your design feedback to Apple. I've been promoted to "Chief Design Officer" and will just fucking delete it anyway.
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerWell done, @webergrills. Pun somewhat intended. http://t.co/JfR6urBxn5@danbenjamin @5by5 😱Service kiosks. https://t.co/sEVTKx9jOj
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerRobot or Not. https://t.co/B3PFPWvuAc Solid gold.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@TextExpander "cook your burgers to 160 Β°F" cc: @benjaminchapman@biorhythmist followed distantly by that other math component the Bip Bippadot operator.Ugh. And didn't mention safe temps. MT @aboutdotcom: We teamed up w/ @teamrachael to help build #yourbestburger http://t.co/Wi6EZIKxez
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@benjaminchapman @aboutdotcom @TeamRachael *my* best burger is cooked to 160 Β°F.RIP John Nash: http://t.co/xJqzdvx2rI
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5/25
2015
a panoramic photo taken while rolling down a hill 😍 http://t.co/qB06wfkjNh
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerAbout the same percentage of people are in favor of DNA labeling and GMO labeling... http://t.co/qGlTtxFRve
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerNobel laureate John Nash and wife remembered in N.J. for fighting stigma of mental illness http://t.co/BAIa44m5vf
Retweeted by Don Schaffner"Depeche Mowed" would be a good name for a lawn service.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@danbenjamin Sad news."Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. β€”Henri Bergson" http://t.co/4Uhh8jAKUUMerlin Mann turns the tables in episode 140: "With My Guest Brett Terpstra with Merlin Mann." http://t.co/ty8uPazD1C
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerPhD: is the doctoral thesis obsolete? http://t.co/01h37X241u
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerJohn Nash (Nash equilibrium, bargaining solution etc) killed in car crash http://t.co/gZCmumi7b9
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@AcademicsSay long holiday weekends in the summer.@rstevens critical component of my legacy buggywhip manufacturing plant.@mgsiegler powered by artisanal steam?@johnroderick Oh Gary. That lovable scamp. What sort of hijinks will he get up to next?
5/24
2015
B.B. King Shows His Grace Under Fire By Changing Guitar String Mid-Song: http://t.co/x31rEcBXBy
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@WeCanCutThisOut @johnroderick @RoderickOn Wow. Very impressive work.FAQ: was not live tweeting Eurovision because currently in a yurt in Wales waiting for a car/escape pod
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerStrikingly good piece in Newsweek (!) on GMO food: http://t.co/WssHK3TOxI ht @RyanBethencourt http://t.co/tVO2nvqu6K
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@johnroderick Any chance you'll have @VoteRoderick shirts for sale again?RotL 155: β€œLike so many things in public life" [including food safety policy]... Good prep for IAFP @hotdogsladies https://t.co/myHhOF7kQG@johnroderick sorry for Seattle's loss.@hotdogsladies Who watches the Mann watching Watchmen? Not me. Past my bedtime.
5/23
2015
A Plea for Culinary Modernism | Jacobin. Good "turns out" read on "artisanal food". https://t.co/GE3EzE277ADon’t eat poop especially if it falls out of the sky onto birthday cake | barfblog http://t.co/WId1MYU80t
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@johnroderick now I just want to play D&D. http://t.co/vkQo4S4MclEvery Foucault needs a Bentham but not every Bentham gets a Foucault.
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerEthernet was invented 42 years ago today, on May 22, 1973, at the Xerox Palo Alto Research Center. Happy birthday!
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@johnroderick how DID geddy lee's voice get so high? I wonder if he speaks like an ordinary guy.
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5/22
2015
@drdrang @hotdogsladies you know they make pills for that right?@haddiebird @danbenjamin was it cooked?@danbenjamin @haddiebird 🐷@hotdogsladies I'm not familiar with his work.OMG. That is all.
5/21
2015
@benjaminchapman @Wayne7441 @LetendreDan seem to recall there are splash data. Prevalence and transfer are known, so we could estimate risk.@bugcounter @letendredan https://t.co/y1RmD7Mjae (and this video is amazing)
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@LetendreDan @benjaminchapman same as it ever was. 😝Back to Work 221: Minimally Viable Interruption. ZFS [ding]. Cracks me up every time. https://t.co/dELlrOR5VM
5/20
2015
Gone from twitter a few days, only now discovering #girlswithtoys. Sooooo f'ing great! Thx @kateclancy http://t.co/Oq5SgRq9xw
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerYearly Economic Burden of Foodborne Illness Estimated at $15.5 Billion http://t.co/948doLMOp9
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@jessiechar @hotdogsladies are you sure it's him and not just a shell script?Welcome to @Twitter, @POTUS! One question: Does that username stay with the office? #askingforafriend
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5/19
2015
@justincardinal @marcoarment doesn't work in Twitters app either but forwarding to email and then the link works.Slack: the messaging app for teens.
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5/18
2015
opening a 24/7 dive bar called <div> it'll have no class and never close
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@jsnell @robmcmyers @hotdogsladies Everybody knows NFL coverage is lazy compared to a PBS stage play.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@robmcmyers @hotdogsladies @jsnell well you could, you'd just sound like a crazy person.@bugcounter But I agree, conversation is powerful and shouldn't be discounted as "lazy" just because it's not very edited
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@jsnell Yup, I get it.@jsnell I actually prefer whatever the opposite of hyper-edited is. Once there is baseline audio quality, it's about conversation.Last night, yer old pals @hotdogsladies, @scottsimpson and Uncle Sandy got back in the waterbed and this is that. http://t.co/VyXfdo5RWa
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@apelad Rank amateurs. Shows what they know.
5/16
2015
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